i never know what to put in these.

near-quaad:

do u ever go to unfollow someone but then u see some rly good posts and u just kind of 

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you can stay

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for now

(via stability)

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1 week ago
unclefather:

ibebro:

unclefather:

i’m so old

it was actually 14 years ago, you are not with math

you’re not with math either

unclefather:

ibebro:

unclefather:

i’m so old

it was actually 14 years ago, you are not with math

you’re not with math either

(Source: safe-net, via the-frostiest-of-butts)

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1 week ago

beyoncebeytwice:

can someone invent a candle that smells like a blown out candle

(via stability)

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1 week ago

WHAT A GIRL WANTS

concert tickets

WHAT A GIRL NEEDS

money for concert tickets

(Source: stateshamps, via tipslip)

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1 week ago

n0t-quite-n0rmal:

deansass:

my teacher sent a student home today because the student had had an anxiety attack earlier in the morning and she said “if you have a broken bone, you don’t just keep walking on it and damaging it more, you treat it. Your mental health is the same. Health then school.” 

I was about to get really angry but it took a different turn than I expected
we really need more teachers like this 

(via stability)

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1 week ago

animeasuka:

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

children wake up early because they still get excited about life

this is the saddest thing I’ve seen on here

(via pine-dalecki)

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3 weeks ago
givingblowjobs:

smallrooms:

1 bedroom apartment floorplan

this is all i need

givingblowjobs:

smallrooms:

1 bedroom apartment floorplan

this is all i need

(Source: , via pine-dalecki)

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Posted
3 weeks ago

there-was-no-other-sound:

rnultiplayer:

wanna know what a cow looks like washed and blow dried?

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that is what a cow looks like washed and blow dried

FLUFFY MILK HORSE

(Source: rnultiplayer, via tipslip)

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Posted
3 weeks ago
drwagc:

jagiv:

I was just explaining to my friends how bald eagles are like pigeons in Alaska.

Freedom truck

drwagc:

jagiv:

I was just explaining to my friends how bald eagles are like pigeons in Alaska.

Freedom truck

(Source: guns-and-humor, via chocoholic-unicorn)

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Posted
3 weeks ago

How I’m going to propose  (via jovitaramos)

(Source: keepmywhiskeyneat, via chocoholic-unicorn)

Hold my fucking hand, loser. We’re using the buddy system for the rest of our lives.
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Posted
3 weeks ago

manybodies:

lightspeedsound:

lunapics:

theshells:

I can’t stop laughing at Harry running the fuck awaythe boy who lived ladies and gentlemen.

….You realize, of course, that Hermione Granger lit a teacher on fire when she was eleven, and kept a person alive in a jar for a year when she was fourteen, and studies dark and forbidden magics for kicks, and is one of the brightest and strongest witches of her era. If she came at me, even wandless, I would aparate to Neptune to get away from her.

Hermione Granger also: 

  • punched Draco Malfoy in the nose for being an idiot 
  • purposefully performed a confundus charm on whatshsface WHILE HE WAS FLYING just so Ron would win (omfg that is so fucking dangerous) 
  • literally pulled a fucking Bourne Identity on her parents and managed to set them up in fucking Australia (jesus christ she literally made it so that she NEVER EXISTED wtf that’s so fucking 007)
  • Convinced the Ministry of Magic to give her an incredibly dangerous and volatile device that allowed her to ALTER TIMELINES COMPLETELY (just because she was so smart, literally, that is the reason, her “potential”) 
  • Has enough basic survival skills and badass magic to literally disappear to the middle of nowhere and flourish AND figure out Voldemort’s plot with Harry 
  • Hermione also figures out not only what Voldemort’s plan is, but generally how to beat it, WAY BEFORE VOLDEMORT EVER DOES. Why? because she is just that much smarter and better at magic than everybody else

in conclusion: Voldemort wishes he could be as awesome as Hermione, that’s why he wants to kill her so bad. 

Can we rehave this series with hermione as the protagonist. 

(Source: fallforwatsonmoved, via pine-dalecki)

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3 weeks ago

theshoutingendoflife:

jaclcfrost:

standing next to sunflowers always makes me feel weak like “look at this fucking flower. this flower is taller than i am. this flower is winning and i’m losing”

Wow you are not ready to hear about trees.

(via chocoholic-unicorn)

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3 weeks ago
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