*steals ur credit card*

hasta la visa

(Source: sovji-moved, via kittenmittens876)


dont use my name just to be condescending and patronizing like… i’m an adult you don’t need to be like ‘melanie.. melanie i dont agree with what youre doing here, melanie. hey melanie’


when you spell a word so wrong that spell check is like i dont know what to tell u man

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it started out with a click


how did it end up like this


it was only a click

It was only a click.

(Source: 2boys1cup, via laughism)


do you ever get a weird crush on someone that’s not even attractive but you’re just attracted to them and you don’t know why

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i think it’s cute when someone admits they have a crush on you

i think it’s a fucking miracle 

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apparently you can’t be employed by the CIA if you’ve ever illegally downloaded music

breaking news: in 20 years, the CIA will operate out of the president’s basement, staffed by four old men and six guinea pigs

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My dad just yelled “I SWEAR I’LL CUT OFF WHAT’S LEFT OF YOUR DICK IF YOU FUCKING TOUCH MY COKE DON’T YOU DARE” and I came in the room like what the fuck and it was my dad holding up a shoe and my cat sitting by a glass of coca-cola with his paw almost touching inside of it and both of them didn’t even break eye contact with each other
I’m so done with my life


Actually my father is Palestinian.

(Source: amovible, via laughism)