*steals ur credit card*
hasta la visa
dont use my name just to be condescending and patronizing like… i’m an adult you don’t need to be like ‘melanie.. melanie i dont agree with what youre doing here, melanie. hey melanie’
when you spell a word so wrong that spell check is like i dont know what to tell u man
it started out with a click
how did it end up like this
it was only a click
It was only a click.
do you ever get a weird crush on someone that’s not even attractive but you’re just attracted to them and you don’t know why
i think it’s cute when someone admits they have a crush on you
i think it’s a fucking miracle
apparently you can’t be employed by the CIA if you’ve ever illegally downloaded music
breaking news: in 20 years, the CIA will operate out of the president’s basement, staffed by four old men and six guinea pigs
My dad just yelled “I SWEAR I’LL CUT OFF WHAT’S LEFT OF YOUR DICK IF YOU FUCKING TOUCH MY COKE DON’T YOU DARE” and I came in the room like what the fuck and it was my dad holding up a shoe and my cat sitting by a glass of coca-cola with his paw almost touching inside of it and both of them didn’t even break eye contact with each other
I’m so done with my life
Actually my father is Palestinian.