i never know what to put in these.

agists:

roguesquirrel:

byebyewiththebathwater:

carryonmyhighfunctioningtardis:

carryonmyhighfunctioningtardis:

There is a man dressed as captain jack sparrow walking around the train station

I wasn’t joking
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The worst pirate I’ve ever heard of, catching public transport.

Ah, but you have heard of him

 

(Source: 5secondsofgreenlightedamnesia, via chocoholic-unicorn)

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sempiternalink:

I can’t believe drawing a black line across my eyelids makes me feel 10x prettier.

(via chocoholic-unicorn)

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mdthwomp:

Unfriendly reminder that in America it’s reasonable to say an unarmed black kid deserved to be shot six times because he might have robbed a convenience store, but a white kid shouldn’t be kicked off the high school football team just because he violently raped a girl.

(via chocoholic-unicorn)

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didyoumissme-221b:

feline-ranger:

causenotsymptom:

malformalady:

Glass headstones

Imagine a graveyard full of these on a sunny day. It would be so beautiful.

I would position mine so that every day when the sun was in the right position it would set fire to the roof of someone I hated, thus achieving revenge from beyond the grave every single day.

There are two kinds of people

didyoumissme-221b:

feline-ranger:

causenotsymptom:

malformalady:

Glass headstones

Imagine a graveyard full of these on a sunny day. It would be so beautiful.

I would position mine so that every day when the sun was in the right position it would set fire to the roof of someone I hated, thus achieving revenge from beyond the grave every single day.

There are two kinds of people

(via awkwardhoe4lyfe)

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st0n3rjesus:

contingent-dreams:

lunar-raspberry:

"And what do we say to death?""Not today."

"The fuck out my face"

"Talk to the hand"

st0n3rjesus:

contingent-dreams:

lunar-raspberry:

"And what do we say to death?"

"Not today."

"The fuck out my face"

"Talk to the hand"

(via stability)

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lion:

when someone reading in class and your name is in the story

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(via tipslip)

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buckoftheirish:

tumbledore-:

gohomemccall:

my dad is a senior software engineer at Google
this is his work laptop

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he takes it to company meetings

I’ve been told he has received many compliments

Marry him.

did
did you read the post

(Source: nbhcannibal, via life-is-great-at-128)

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graystripe:

once in the 4th grade this guy got a 2% on his math quiz so everyone called him milk for the rest of the year 

(via tipslip)

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18 hours ago

bewarings:

how it feels like when i’m the third wheel:

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(via stability)

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kissedthystones:

I’m just trying to get lunch, not have an existential crisis.

kissedthystones:

I’m just trying to get lunch, not have an existential crisis.

(via life-is-great-at-128)

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last-snowfall:

Yeah cats TOTALLY only like us for food and have no emotional dependency at all.

(Source: oddhour, via supernaturalapocalypse)

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lanturd:

sharkrobot:

lanturd:

THIS IS THE BEST EYE I HAVE EVER DRAWN OH MY GOD

now do the other one

you’re welcome

lanturd:

sharkrobot:

lanturd:

THIS IS THE BEST EYE I HAVE EVER DRAWN OH MY GOD

now do the other one

imageyou’re welcome

(via supernaturalapocalypse)

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copiousquantitiesofcas:

Ok, so I was watching supernatural season 2 episode 3 ‘Bloodlust’. Dean and Sam walk into a bar and have a ‘chat’ with the bar tender. This guy

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Hang on

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Is that

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So I went back to the opening credits and

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What is this fuckery?

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Ty Olsson plays a vampire in this episode

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Who helps kidnap Sam and is trying to reform

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Huh
And here he is again in season 8

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As Benny. The Vamp we all know and love…

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Okay then

I’ll just leave this here…

UPDATE

1.08 Matt image Is Samandriel image

(via supernaturalapocalypse)

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cosmictuesdays:

nadiacreek:

coelasquid:

deformutilated:

Fudge recipe on a headstone

I feel like I should make this just to be able to say a dead person taught me how to make it. Maybe I’ll do it for Halloween.

I desperately hope that she spent her entire life telling people that they could have her fudge recipe “over my dead body.”

That last comment is absolutely worth reblogging.

cosmictuesdays:

nadiacreek:

coelasquid:

deformutilated:

Fudge recipe on a headstone

I feel like I should make this just to be able to say a dead person taught me how to make it. Maybe I’ll do it for Halloween.

I desperately hope that she spent her entire life telling people that they could have her fudge recipe “over my dead body.”

That last comment is absolutely worth reblogging.

(via brendanwtf)

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